Mr. Crack is the owner of The Crusty Crack House. HashBrick stole Mr. Cracks' car stereo and then gave it to Spliffward in exchange for a bag of seaweed. But shortly after getting the stereo, Mr. Crack takes it back from him.
- Mr. Crack is a parody of Mr. Krabs
- Mr. Crack seems to resemble Mr. Krabs the most of them all.
- Considering the fact that they both have green colored stalk-like eyes that look identical.
- And they seem to have a pirate-like accent to their voices.
- They seem to wear similiar clothing. For example, Mr. Crack wears blue shorts, so does Mr. Krabs.